Wherein I express myriad incredulities

America’s Next Top Model

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OKAY, I admit it. America’s Next Top Model is one of my guilty pleasures. There’s just something about a tangled mess of limbs covered in makeup and drowning in drama that is entertaining as all get out.

Now, everybody knows that the best episode of each cycle is the makeover episode. It’s usually episode 3 (why no, I have not watched each of these episodes as they are uploaded onto YouTube WHAT??), and it is where all of the fake foam-brick walls of self-esteem come falling down in a cascade of tears, bitterness, hair dye, and extensions.

I want to see an episode where they shave everyone’s head. It would be priceless. ¬†Although the screaming might break every mirror in America. They could all wear wigs from Kim Zolciak‘s line and promote the Real Housewives of Atlanta and ANTM at the SAME TIME.


Written by fudgebudget

December 20, 2010 at 8:34 pm

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